So Lindsey Montague is officially Lindsey Clatterbuck.
I wrote a limerick that has yet to be published. I am so going to get in trouble with Mrs. Lindsey Clatterbuck for posting this, but it’s just a travesty if the lali blog readers don’t get to read this one. And she’s on her honeymoon not checking the blog, while I’m at the office with no partner in my cube, which means the la of lali has to do something while her more responsible, adult, married half is gone. Lindsey, consider this like my party that I had where the cops showed up and some drunk boy like Omeed broke your pink lamp and Chase Madrid walked off with your favorite flash drive while you were gone.
You just can’t trust the kids when you are out of town.
And the long awaited limerick:
There once was a girl who had the good luck
To be engaged to a boy named Clatterbuck.
Giving up Montague
Might make one blue.
But at least they can finally fuck!
And for those of you who can’t wait for the official wedding photos, check out this gallery.