lauren (la)

lauren ipsum.

Oh, I’m just kidding. It’s right here:

: is currently a copywriter at TBWA\Chiat\Day in Los Angeles.
: was a copywriter at RPA in Los Angeles.
: has worked long hours on clients such as Nissan, Honda, LA Tap Project, Mandalay Bay, SOYJOY, La-Z-Boy and PENTAX.
: graduated from the University of Michigan with a BA in English Literature.
: wrote an award-winning thesis there entitled “Exploring Time’s Collapse in a Nabokovian Hall of Mirrors” which has only been read by professors and her mother.
: has a dog named Samson. Search for him on sites like the and
: trained as a Arcane-Fire-Blasting Undead Mage in the World of Warcraft before retiring to pursue a career in advertising.
: is self-sacrificing at times, like giving up comfort for the environment by buying recycled toilet paper.
: sings along to Broadway musicals while wearing an apron and cooking.
: power yogas.
: won a Yahoo! Big Idea Award for some myspacing she did for an out-of-work crab.
: has served, cocktailed, waitressed and bartended and can therefore prepare you a drink when needed.
: IMs, facebooks, tweets and flickrs.
: never got less than an A (ok, A-) on any English paper written in college.
: has 58.7 days worth of music on her iTunes.
: has bellydanced in Morocco, gagged on sea cucumber in Hong Kong, kissed a stranger under the Eiffel Tower, tasted flaming absinthe in Prague, walked a gay parade in Stockholm, held her own in the photo pit at Coachella and been mugged on the London tube.

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